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12-29-06 10:25pm
25 minutes ago Saddam completed the trifecta when he was put to death. James Brown, former President Ford and now Hussein. Not natural causes, but he did have it coming. Happy New Year!


12-26-06 10:55am
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone! We are havinga great Christmas so far. The relaxing time off has been great for snacking on ham and homemade cookies. Christmas morning was brunch at Westfields with Rhonda and an appetite for delicious food (and champagne!). Excellent as always. We are now addicted to the new PSP we received as a gift from my parents. It will come in handy on my longer business trips.
12-9-06 9:35am
I am considering buying a Mac mini for the home theater setup, using 802.11g to pull mp3 and pics from my PC and potentially watching Blu-Ray and/or HD-DVD through the drive. It doesn't look like that is supported, so I'll have to wait for the new drives to come out. Combined with a wireless keyboard and mouse, that will be a pretty kick ass solution on the big screen. I tried it with a PC laptop last night and it worked well, although the graphics card in the laptop wasn't keeping up with the speed of the display. With parallel, I can run an XP VM and have my cake, eating it too.
12-9-06 8:57am
It is nice that Amazon is so busy around the holidays, but when they show an item in stock and even with 2-day shipping won't be getting it out to you for over 30 days, their site and system is broken. Every Christmas this happens to Amazon - they get flooded and can't handle the load. I don't rely on them any more - there are much better sites for actually purchasing.
12-4-06 9:17am
No updates for a while. It has been busy at work with reviews and an office move. Not quite settled in yet. This was a good weekend, fairly productive. It was finally dry enough to mow the yard, catching the last leaves and shortening the grass before winter settles in. With the wind and temperature today, I would say it has finally settled in. We got the Christmas lights up, the garland hung inside and out and pretty red bows everywhere they need to be. A new tarp for the small woodpile hides it on the deck. Branches collected, birds and ducks fed, chimney cleaned and dryer vent vented.

Sunday we picked up the new ginormous TV. Actually, it is fairly reasonable at 46", it just looks huge in the family room. A few hours of rewiring later, and I am enjoying it immensely. No TV and no beer make homer something something. Big TV make homer content.


11-20-06 3:48pm
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11-17-06 12:37pm
I have touched on the issue of smoking and smoking rights in the past. My parents smoke, but I do not. In general, I think smokers are fairly rude in the way they dispose of their materials, but otherwise I really don't have an issue with them. I'm all for a smoking section in a restaurant; not forcing people outdoors. But take a look at where the trend is going. We have a case this week where an entire town on the left coast has opted to ban all smoking, except in stand alone residences. If you live in an apartment, you can't light up. And take this Colorodo HOA which banned smoking. Now people that live in townhouses managed by this ridiculous little management body can no longer smoke in their own homes. What kind of wussy nanny state are we becoming in the US? No smoking in your own home? This is asinine. What right do the courts have to regulate you in your own home, using a completely legal product in a safe manner? Tell me.
11-14-06 4:21pm
I just heard that a man I used to work with at my parents' company in Washington, DC was shot multiple times in an attempted carjacking downtown. Larry is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. I hope the crackhead that shot him gets a little excessive force when they catch him. Get well soon Larry.
11-11-06 8:56am
How can you compare Iraq and Vietnam? Journalists look for the simple comparisons as filler for magazines and newspapers, and a gullible public accepts it. Iraq has 5% of the deaths and casualties of Vietnam. Troops have our support at home. The country is not in a geographic political civil war, but in a intermingled religious war focused mainly in the Southern half of the country. If the newly elected democrat majority pushes a withdrawl plan to meet political objectives rather than military and humanitarian objectives, the people of Iraq and the future home of democracy in the middle east are doomed.
11-10-06 2:10pm
Happy Veterans Day. I am home today, moving my server to a new provider. I now get 700GB transfer per month instead of 25GB, for 1/3 the price. Yay. I just got back from a rainy trip to CT, and I am looking forward to a nice evening hitting golf balls at the driving range with Rhonda. I have to find a fair amount of time for Crucial work this weekend, but I should have _some_ time for fun stuff too ;-)
10-20-06 11:26pm
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10-18-06 9:13am
Former President Carter - please shut up. Mr. Carter - you were the Worst U.S. President Ever and used to be one of the best ex-presidents. Keep your mouth shut, and tend to Habitat for Humanity. Your opinion is neither worthwhile, nor welcome. For what it is worth, McCain is right - Clinton policies led to the current nuclear situation with North Korea. Fortunately, the little country can't reach far with their missiles yet. But that won't be long, will it?
9-1-06 2:17pm
Happy Labor Day Ernesto. Don't flood us out, please.
8-23-06 8:43am
It is getting harder and harder to find stuff I can post about that isn't work related. Last night I was on a run around the city in search of a Sirius replay car kit. Rhonda stopped by Target on the way home and they were out. I went out to Wal-Mart - they don't have any Replay accessories. Circuit City smelled like an arm pit, and the people milling about inside didn't look much better. I took a cursory glance through their Sirius pile (no dice) and split for the dreaded and hated Best Buy next door. The staff was helpful (they usually are in the car stereo area) but once again, they were out of stock. I announced to my wife that her mom would have to wait for her birthday present while it is ordered online; then headed to pick up dinner. At Panerra, after waiting in line forever, the cashier announced that they were out of all of their bread. This is a bakery people, I know its 8:00 at night, but that is just poor management to run out of bread in a bakery. I was pretty frustrated by that point, no real fault of Panerra specifically, just generally pissed, so I made a small scene and ended up at Chik-fil-a next door and wound up with a delicious and un-nutritious fast food dinner for two. I didn't want Rhonda to have to cook - she had a bad day. And we have an arrangement on the dinner situation - I don't cook, and she doesn't make me cook. I think it works out best for the both of us.
8-13-06 3:50pm
I didn't want to post that we were on vacation while we were still on vacation (at least not in those words) so you can see why I just threw up the pics from the cabin gprs connection. We rented a house for a week on Smith Mountain Lake. It was nice and relaxing for us and the dogs, with fishing and some speedy power boating on our beheamoth pontoon boat. We looked at real estate in the books and drive-bys, but we missed the boat in SML. A few years ago a decent place was $150k. Now the same place goes for $700k. They have to be kidding themselves in a WAY overinflated market. This is only a vacation area. It is really in the middle of nowhere, unless you happen to have a business in Bedford, VA. Most people would have trouble shelling out $700k for a vacation home that looks like a typical 70s tract home. Most people in my mind. Anyway, we didn't buy anything, but we will probably rent a nicer place next year for a longer period; and get a better boat reserved earlier.
8-10-06 8:23pm
Nothing to report, everything is fine.
8-1-06 1:38pm
In a completely unrelated story, WTF is wrong wth China? Killing 50,000 dogs to keep the threat of rabies at bay is one thing, but instead of culling humanely and with some organization, these assholes walked up to people walking their dogs on the street and started clubbing them. Unbelievable.
8-1-06 9:52am
It is 10am and well over 90F. I love AC.
7-17-06 4:51pm
I am home again, and somewhat jet lagged. I woke up at 2am and 4am wondering where I was. The trip was fun, I really enjoyed the town of Cheltenham. We only had a day and a half in London, and we spent most of that walking from Victoria Station to area sites within a couple of miles. All of the big attractions are on the pictures page. Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Westminster Abby, etc. The weather couldn't have been better for the trip. I assume London is always 75 and blue skies. ;-). I enjoyed more than my fair share of local Bitters and fresh, cold Guinness. And I am ready to do it all again next year.
7-12-06 11:30am GST
I am in the UK this week doing some training. The weather is beautiful. It rained a bit on Sunday, but Monday through (hopefully) the rest of the week is mid 70s, blue skies. I have found the pubs to be very different from bars at home - more of a social environment and a focus on much better beer (when will we get Guinness Extra Cold?). I'll have plenty of pictures to share when I get back next week. I could upload them from the GPRS/EDGE/HSDPA card I have here, but over GPRS in the country outside of London, it would take days. More to follow as time allows.
7-3-06 8:09am
A great deal of recent travel has restricted my blahging ability lately. But now I have a 5 day holiday I am enjoying at home. Today the door guy from Lowes is back to fix the drywall above the basement door. You can catch him on the pencam if you are quick. The ceiling above the door was replaced and did not clear the swinging door itself, so he is back to raise it an inch or so.

We are buisily preparing the house for the big July 4th party this Tuesday. If it doesn't rain us out, it should be a real blast. Today is the last of the major cleaning and a large shopping run. Tuesday is decoration and food prep.


6-19-06 9:01am
Happy Father's Day Dad! We had a good dinner with my parents and sister for D-Day at Redrock Canyon Grill in Centreville. First dining experience there, and it was good. Unfortunately, we had just come from the hospital where Rhonda's mom was admitted Saturday night for a second heart attack. As it turns out, the stint became clogged. She may make a medical journal according to her doctors. I hope I never make a medical journal ;-)
6-14-06 10:26am
An Inconvenient Truth indeed. "Gore's circumstantial arguments are so weak that they are pathetic. It is simply incredible that they, and his film, are commanding public attention." I don't doubt that there is a general warming trend this century, but I believe it to be part of a larger trend occuring for thousands of years. We don't know because we only have a couple of hundred years of data out of a planet 4.5 billion years old. .000000004 is a small number, and not a very good statistical sample.
6-7-06 10:36pm
6-6-06 came and went without event. Yay! I am in Vegas and enjoying the weather today. Quick rainstorm brought the temp down to 70, after a high around 110 yesterday. Test my luck with Backjack tonight and see how it goes after a Rio buffet. Hard Rock Hotel is nice as usual, but my shower pressure sucks. Seems several people on the top floor with me have the same problem. I don't gamble here, never had good luck. We will probably end up at New York, NY or the Luxor. Who knows what the night has in store ;-)
5-30-06 8:49am
This weekend, I sold the SV650. The sale went well. Another successful craigslist transaction. After they loaded up the bike, we went to check out the DaVinci Code. It was true to the book and well done, but a bit too long and not particularly exciting. I can see why the Catholic church is all up in arms over the movie. It presents a fair amount of fiction as fact. The church brings it on itself though. What happened to Jesus in his 20s? Why is that conveniently left out of the Bible?

I am a little fired up this morning thanks to my latest trash company (after AAA and American Disposal), Waste Management. On the immigration protest day May 1, WM announced that they would have no service and would pick up trash on or next service day. Sunday they left a message basically saying the same thing about Memorial Day. But no credit for affected customers. So, in essence, I am subsidising their labor issues and holiday schedule - simple because I have a Monday pick up. I called to complain about it and reached unsympathetic ears. I think instead, a lawyer may be interested in a class action lawsuit against WM. You don't get something for nothing.


5-26-06 8:39am
Turning into an interesting morning already. Some ass in a BMW station wagon honked at me because I waited .5 seconds instead of .25 seconds to hit the gas at a left on green. I say he was an ass, because only an ass would drive that car. And honk at me. Then, my first spam of the day is from another ass promoting Al Gore's new movie. Is Al Gore in the spam business with care2.com? I'd care2 kick Randy Paynter's ass for spamming the world.

Today is my last day of riding the SV650. Someone is coming to hand me cash for it tomorrow. Hopefully they have wide open fields where she can run and play with other motorcycles. It was a good bike, I just don't have time to ride and maintain two bikes right now. Down the road I will probably sell the VFR too, and buy a BMW R1150RT. Maybe a new one, I have never owned a new bike before.

In the news today, NYC mayor Bloomberg is an idiot. He advocates a national DNA database. People should listen to him because he ran a business for 20 years. As a fellow Republican, I want to distance myself from your statements Mr. B. A National DNA database is a ridiculous invasion of privacy.

Yesterday was our 4 year wedding anniversary. She received a necklace from Tiffanys and I received a courier bag for the motorcycle from Aerostich. We are both quite happy.


5-24-06 9:30am
New doors are installed and looking good. Spent the entire weekend painting while Rhonda stained and varnished. Then we worked in the yard, went to Frozen and did some more work back home. When we went out Saturday night, I bit into a hard object and chipped a tooth. Now anything cold or hot is killing me. The Dentist let me know that it would all be bett by next week, and gave me some old person toothpaste to help relieve the sensitivity. Wait a minute, I guess that makes me old. Never trust anyone over 30! Doh.

Tomorrow is our 4 year anniversary. I wonder if Rhonda will like her gifts? I know she reads this, so I can't say what those gifts are. Yet.


5-15-06 11:47am
Pink Floyd:
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

5-16-06 11:38am
So much uproar over the Da Vinci code. Do Christians realize that they sound like intolerant muslim extremists when they denounce, boycott, and generally threaten Dan Brown's fictional book? The book brings up a number of interesting points that should generate talk and interest in religion - a good thing for the church.

As for the extreme non-believers that make jokes about anyone who believes in God worshiping an invisible and nonexistant deity, I offer the Aquinas proof of God; with the utter truth that only a fool can not believe in some sort of God. You don't have to be religious (I am not) but you also can't create something from nothing (pre-bang).

I answer that it can be proved in five ways that God exists.

The first and plainest is the method that proceeds from the point of view of motion. It is certain and in accord with experience, that things on earth undergo change. Now, everything that is moved is moved by something; nothing, indeed, is changed, except it is changed to something which it is in potentiality. Moreover, anything moves in accordance with something actually existing; change itself, is nothing else than to bring forth something from potentiality into actuality. Now, nothing can be brought from potentiality to actual existence except through something actually existing: thus heat in action, as fire, makes fire-wood, which is hot in potentiality, to be hot actually, and through this process, changes itself. The same thing cannot at the same time be actually and potentially the same thing, but only in regard to different things. What is actually hot cannot be at the same time potentially hot, but it is possible for it at the same time to be potentially cold. It is impossible, then, that anything should be both mover and the thing moved, in regard to the same thing and in the same way, or that it should move itself. Everything, therefore, is moved by something else. If, then, that by which it is moved, is also moved, this must be moved by something still different, and this, again, by something else. But this process cannot go on to infinity because there would not be any first mover, nor, because of this fact, anything else in motion, as the succeeding things would not move except because of what is moved by the first mover, just as a stick is not moved except through what is moved from the hand. Therefore it is necessary to go back to some first mover, which is itself moved by nothing---and this all men know as God.

The second proof is from the nature of the efficient cause. We find in our experience that there is a chain of causes: nor is it found possible for anything to be the efficient cause of itself, since it would have to exist before itself, which is impossible. Nor in the case of efficient causes can the chain go back indefinitely, because in all chains of efficient causes, the first is the cause of the middle, and these of the last, whether they be one or many. If the cause is removed, the effect is removed. Hence if there is not a first cause, there will not be a last, nor a middle. But if the chain were to go back infinitely, there would be no first cause, and thus no ultimate effect, nor middle causes, which is admittedly false. Hence we must presuppose some first efficient cause---which all call God.

The third proof is taken from the natures of the merely possible and necessary. We find that certain things either may or may not exist, since they are found to come into being and be destroyed, and in consequence potentially, either existent or non-existent. But it is impossible for all things that are of this character to exist eternally, because what may not exist, at length will not. If, then, all things were merely possible (mere accidents), eventually nothing among things would exist. If this is true, even now there would be nothing, because what does not exist, does not take its beginning except through something that does exist. If then nothing existed, it would be impossible for anything to begin, and there would now be nothing existing, which is admittedly false. Hence not all things are mere accidents, but there must be one necessarily existing being. Now every necessary thing either has a cause of its necessary existence, or has not. In the case of necessary things that have a cause for their necessary existence, the chain of causes cannot go back infinitely, just as not in the case of efficient causes, as proved. Hence there must be presupposed something necessarily existing through its own nature, not having a cause elsewhere but being itself the cause of the necessary existence of other things---which all call God.

The fourth proof arises from the degrees that are found in things. For there is found a greater and a less degree of goodness, truth, nobility, and the like. But more or less are terms spoken of various things as they approach in diverse ways toward something that is the greatest, just as in the case of hotter (more hot) which approaches nearer the greatest heat. There exists therefore something that is the truest, and best, and most noble, and in consequence, the greatest being. For what are the greatest truths are the greatest beings, as is said in the Metaphysics Bk. II. 2. What moreover is the greatest in its way, in another way is the cause of all things of its own kind (or genus); thus fire, which is the greatest heat, is the cause of all heat, as is said in the same book (cf. Plato and Aristotle). Therefore there exists something that is the cause of the existence of all things and of the goodness and of every perfection whatsoever---and this we call God.

The fifth proof arises from the ordering of things for we see that some things which lack reason, such as natural bodies, are operated in accordance with a plan. It appears from this that they are operated always or the more frequently in this same way the closer they follow what is the Highest; whence it is clear that they do not arrive at the result by chance but because of a purpose. The things, moreover, that do not have intelligence do not tend toward a result unless directed by some one knowing and intelligent; just as an arrow is sent by an archer. Therefore there is something intelligent by which all natural things are arranged in accordance with a plan---and this we call God.

In response to the first objection, then, I reply what Augustine says; that since God is entirely good, He would permit evil to exist in His works only if He were so good and omnipotent that He might bring forth good even from the evil. It therefore pertains to the infinite goodness of God that he permits evil to exist and from this brings forth good.

My reply to the second objection is that since nature is ordered in accordance with some defined purpose by the direction of some superior agent, those things that spring from nature must be dependent upon God, just as upon a first cause. Likewise, what springs from a proposition must be traceable to some higher cause which is not the human reason or will, because this is changeable and defective and everything changeable and liable to non-existence is dependent upon some unchangeable first principle that is necessarily self-existent as has been shown.


5-15-06 1:16pm
My new doors are going in today and they look great. I'm planning some heavy duty dead bolts for installation tomorrow. Everything is going according to plan.

I headed over to sprintpimp.com today to get a new phone ringer, and it looks like they sold out and went to a pay site. Everything looks the same, but there are no ringer previews, no forums, and attempts to download put you into a pay site. So what happened to all of the content I developed and posted on their site? Did they sell my content? Rotten bastards.


5-13-06 6:46pm
Work is over, but I am still in Vegas until tomorrow at 1pm. Success at blackjack the last few sittings, with a sum gain of a couple hundred. We'll see what happens tonight. Enjoyed a long night of dinner and Guinness after a long week of sun and heat. New doors come in on Monday for installation if the rain stays away.
5-10-06 3:14am
I am in Vegas this week, but I heard about the shooting in Chantilly 2 days ago. It is really hard to believe that it happened in the quiet Westfields area. My office is right around the corner, and went into lockdown until 6:30 as the thought there was a second gunman. So random.
5-1-06 10:13am
LA is burning, and the Mayor is more interested in football. Isn't that how it always is? The city's first Latino mayor, and he is ditching his constituents in favor of a Texas NFL meeting. LA doesn't have enough football yet? You have Oakland nearby and San Diego an hour to the South. I wonder what would have happened if Rev. King had stayed home from the civil rights marches?

This weekend I stayed pretty busy. I was outside for a BBQ, cutting grass, working the garden, shoveling mulch and dirt, and of course, fishing in the pond. Saturday night we planned to see the play Frozen but arrived late to the theater due to road work on 66 into DC. Late parking at the Whole Foods next to the theater would have worked out ok, but they close at 10pm and would have trapped our car in their garage. We bagged the show, rescheduled for next weekend and headed to dinner. Sunday I had a great ride around the Virginia countryside with a co-worker. We put in about 150 miles or so. I had an opportunity to ride his recently acquired GSXR1000. My legs were pretty cramped coming off of the VFR, but the seating felt comfortable in the curves. The bike was still being broken in, but even keeping it below 7k, it had more than enough power to handle me. I will be interested in riding it up to red line down the road. It kept begging me to ride it faster. Wild. Anyway, after the ride, we hit Scary Movie and I left disappointed. The others were funnier. I didn't expect much, and I was rewarded.

Not much else this weekend. The weather was awesome. Great time to catch some rays, work in the yard with a cool breeze, and take a nap in the hammock.


4-29-06 11:30am
What is going on with DSS? This probably isn't the best time to budget cut DSS, when you want to hire more TS contractors. If anything, they should be getting budget surplus. Lots of people are caught in the middle, and it could very well affect their jobs. Get back to work DSS, and get the budget increases you need.
4-28-06 9:01am
I received my new Sirius S50 replacement unit in the mail on Wednesday, and I am now sure that it is working perfectly. The first part I swapped out was the new antenna, which took signal strength from 20% to 95% immediately. The old antenna was gently installed, and had no visible kinks or breaks. I replaced the base unit and saw 100% signal strength as well as some 20% terrestrial radio reception. I had to replace the main unit as well - the skip ahead button was jammed in. So, hopefully now I can enjoy a TiVo style Sirius experience the way they intended. Thanks for the quick turnaround Sirius!

In reading about Iran's latest absurd statements to the International community, I came across this which I found interesting:

Zarif, who chaired the UN Disarmament Commission in 2000, noted that Iran is a party to the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty, considered the cornerstone of nuclear disarmament efforts, while Israel is not. Israel, which is believed to possess nuclear weapons, has refused to sign the treaty along with nuclear rivals India and Pakistan.

Why do Israel, India and Pakistan get the special treatment then? Do our allies get to secretly possess nukes, or not sign the treaty?

Can we come back to the immigration issue again? On Monday a third of our Nation may not show up for work or the shops to show their displeasure with immigration reform measures. Of course, most of this third is here legally and documented, so the legislation they are protesting against doesn't affect them directly. They are protesting illegal immigration reform. Is there a language barrier here, or am I missing something vital? You can't be here illegally, that is what the word means. Get a work visa. People around the world wait for a long time to get their visas, why should some be able to wade the Rio Grande? After 9/11, we can't afford to leave the Southern border open as it is. You may not believe it, but there will be IEDs on our roadsides one day. And more buildings coming down. These things will happen sooner and more often if we don't close down these borders now. Don't stop immigration, expand legal immigration and make it easier for people to come here and work the poverty wage jobs most Americans are disinterested in. They can build up their historical wealth as every wave of immigrants has done since our Nation was founded. Just do it legally.


4-27-06 12:29pm
Enough is enough, Exxon-Mobil. You are raping the world for your corporate profits, and I will continue to avoid purchasing your gasoline until you do something about it. The age of CEOs n public companies walking away with $400 million windfalls are over. Pure capitalism doesn't exist, and there are causes and effects that will equalize this market.
4-24-06 1:50pm
The year was 1984. An 11 year old Mike was infatuated with a cool, fast off road remote controlled car. Seems nothing changes with age, because a 33 year old Mike is just as interested in the re-release of the Grasshopper Tamiya RC buggie. Everything is as I remember it, including the price for a whole kit. The unit iself isn't so bad - I paid $80 for it at a local hobby shop this weekend on impulse. Apparently the prices can go much higher online. I think it might have been worth it just for the box it came in and the memories that came with it. It took about 6.5 hours Sunday night to finish the basic build. I bought a 4 channel controller to go with it - way more than I needed for this little hellion, but what if I want to build more? They re-released the Frog. And there are plenty of helicopter and airplane models I have been interested in trying. But, for now, I am content to chase my dogs with a car they can't outrun. Isn't that what its all really about?
4-21-06 2:39pm
Just getting around to Wednesday's Ann Coulter.

However the Duke lacrosse rape case turns out, one lesson that absolutely will not be learned is this: You can severely reduce your chances of having a false accusation of rape leveled against you if you don't hire strange women to come to your house and take their clothes off for money.


4-21-06 11:37am
My Sirius S50 is basically useless since the latest firmware upgrade. The antenna doesn't work very well unless the car is stopped in an open field. If a tree is even tangent to the truck, the signal drops out or I get the dreaded 'Antenna not detected' crap. Sirius should have done a lot more product testing before they released this piece of junk on the market. It may look nice, and win awards for functionality, but that is coming from engineers that don't use it on a daily basis. Unreliable. My trip through Sirius tech support was interesting. I think I woke up the first tech support woman, with a Georgia accent so strong I couldn't understand her. At least she wasn't in an Indian call center. Eventually I made it to a very helpful tech support S50 person, then an even more helpful warranty service woman who is handling my hot swap. My only down time will be waiting for this unit to show up. Cool.

My neighbors are running a catering business out of their house. Two RV sized lunch trucks, one pickup sized truck, a big yellow van and their three or four household cars. Looking at this industrial complex across the street from me is bad enough, but they are producing gigantic loads of trash that they are not bagging; AAA doesn't pick up, and it ends up in our yard and pond. I know they see the taco, burrito and mango juice cans in our yard and think "wow, that looks like our load of crap we just put out to the street - wonder if I should pick it up?" - then do nothing. Now, when they wash out the trucks, you get the delicious murky skank water seeping on to the road and into the pond. Smells like seafood and beer, but not in a good way. Fortunately, it is illegal to run a catering business out of your home in PWC. Problem solved?


4-14-06 9:03pm
Happy Birthday website! This website started in mid-April of 1996, and a little over a year later, it was hosted on its own domain at troutman.org. Originally it was at http://www.ncc-1701.com/~mtroutma. The company I worked for owned the domain at the time. It seems to be unused at the moment. I had hoped to post a screencap of the old website from the Internet Archive, but they don't have the site and the archive is wayback slow tonight. You can see the old NCC-1701 homepage though. In September of 2007, the domain troutman.org will have its 10 year anniversary.

Happy Easter!


4-13-06 4:57pm
I finally broke down and put AdSense on my site to try and generate a little revenue to cover colocation fees. I do some hosting which helps, but leaves 70% of fees covered by me. If you like content on the site, please feel free to use the donate button at the top of the page using Pay Pal. Or click on the advertisers. I didn't want to put ads up, but the community hasn't donated one thin dime to defray costs. That includes some other websites running on the same server. Oh well.
4-11-06 2:39pm
Welcome to the club Iran. What we need in this conflicted day of Muslim terrorists is a nation of Muslims that are formally part of the Axis of Evil is to have the BOMB. Yes, I am well aware of the fact that not all Muslims are terrorists. But at the moment, we don't have any other race and religion combinations coming after us. Iran doesn't exactly have a clean track record here. All they want is to produce clean power? Why do I doubt that. Would anyone trust North Korea with nukes? Venezuela?
4-10-06 1:19pm
This is an interesting article on global warming, indicating that warming actually stopped from 1998-2005. I'm sure an avid reader can quote at least a handfull of articles to contradict this one, but it remains interesting. It is difficult to judge any data on a global scale with only a couple of hundred years worth of data points. Particularly when you compare that with millions of years.
4-4-06 8:46pm
Weather is beautiful in Vancouver today. The trolly 2 day pass was a great way to see the sights at our own pace. Easier than catching a cab 5-6 times a day. My conference starts tomorrow, so no more sightseeing is in my immediate future. Maybe a bit of shopping in the morning. We are relaxing now and looking forward to a good meal in a couple of hours. Hopefully the restaurants will still be open - it seems that many of them (as well as the shops) close early around here. Like 8pm. Keep in mind, I am 3 hours behind EDT.
4-3-06 10:41am
McKinney:Members of Congress are allowed to bypass the metal detectors and security checkpoint. They are supposed to wear a lapel pin that identifies them as lawmakers. McKinney acknowledges she wasn't wearing one when she was stopped, but concurred with Myart that police should know who she is. "The pin is not the issue," the six-time congresswoman said. "The issue is face recognition.". Lady, give them a break. You expect every officer to memorize the face of 433 representatives and 100 senators? How do you account for someone new to the job? Do you consider yourself special somehow, that you don't have to wear your pin (and badge?). I can see Ted Kennedy getting away with it - he is a marginal drunk that gets too much TV time. But I have never seen you before. Does anyone just take accountability for their actions any more Ms. McKinney?
4-2-06 8:30pm
It didn't take long for McKinney to pull the race card. Sigh. Vancouver is nice. It stopped raining last night, so we enjoyed the Capilano suspension bridge and sort of Ewok meets Canadian lumberjack park. Followed that up with the Granville Island market. Both are must-sees for visitors. I think tonight we are headed to Gastown for food and entertainment. Lots of pics to follow.
4-1-06 10:32pm
Well, Mason lost. I didn't get to see the game, but I heard that if they had done a bit better on their 3 pointers, it would have been a lot closer. They had a great run, and I am proud of the team.

So, we arrived on a trip to Vancouver, and my bag wasn't in the luggage claim. But mysteriously, a bag that looks just like mine was rotating around the sled. On a hunch, I called the person on the tag, got his wife, then called his cell phone. Sure enough, he walked off with my bag. Fortunately, it all worked out - he brought the bag to my hotel and we exchanged. It could have been bad.


3-31-06 2:25pm
Lets talk about Cynthia McKinney and privilege. Representative McKinney slapped a Capitol Hill police officer when he stopped her from bypassing the metal detectors. Will she claim this as a racially biased officer? Perhaps, when she is cornered by the assault warrant issued today. How DARE you Ms. McKinney? Are you that out of touch with the public?

I want Congress to understand what is like to be an ordinary citizen, getting around these days. I believe Congress should be subjected to all of the same security screenings and associated lines as the rest of us. I realize their time is important - but no ones' time is more important to me than my own. At the airport, inept TSA officials force me to remove my laptop from its sleeve as well as its bag for screening. Of course, this is inconsistent - at Dulles, it is forced, in Detroit it is not. Same with shoe scanning. It seems EVERY shoe 'meets the requirement for x-ray' - at least at Dulles Airport. Of course, that varies from agent to agent. It certainly varies in other airports such as Las Vegas where my shoes never leave my feet. I'd like to send a big F&#K YOU to Richard Reid for bringing that aspect to our airline security. Perhaps if congress had to wait in the same lines I do, deal with the same traffic I do, and pay the same bills I have to, they might refocus themselves from ridiculous pork projects to DHS and DOJ technology grants that might speed up the lines and help the situation.

On a separate issue, I came back from lunch this afternoon and the mulch in front of my building was on fire. Apparently this happened last week as well. It is assumed that a careless smoker dropped their ash or butt in the dry mulch which caught fire in a light wind. I would say this is my biggest complaint about smokers and people in general. Putt your butts in an ash can, or crush them and put them in your pocket, or in your car ash tray. They last up to 5 years on the side of the road, and your mother doesn't work here. The same goes for litterbugs, which is a cute way of saying inconsiderate asshole. McDonald's bag stinking up your minivan? Chuck it out the window. A highway worker gets a job because of you, right? Wrong. Joe Homeowner gets to clean up the mess in front of his house, and the highway department only picks up trash a couple of times a year. Under the broken window theory, this invites vermin, disease and crime into the litter filled areas; not to mention just being plain lazy and stupid. Camp it in, camp it out and dsipose of it properly. Its not hard people.


3-30-06 9:21am
I have no problem at all with immigration. I welcome people from all over the world to come to the United States and live the American dream. But when you choose to come here, you must choose to follow our laws. That means coming here legally, paying taxes to cover the social services you enjoy, and working your ass off to get what you want in life. What exactly are some Hispanics protesting? The right to be in the country illegally? Does that make any sense to anyone? Homeland Security doesn't seem to be doing anything to secure the homeland from illegal immigration. If you are worried about a terrorist crossing in upstate New York with a car full of C4, shouldn't you be just as worried about him hopping a fence in Juarez or tunneling in Tijuana?

I know we have nothing to fear from Hispanic workers coming over the border to find work. Really, we should be opening up our borders to more legal immigration. They are not taking jobs most people here want or need - although that will change in the near future. The simple fact of the matter is that a Nation that does not have total control of its borders becomes not a Nation, but an amorphous entity, which happens to exist between Mexico and Canada. This is not xenophobia. Cultural integration is a separate, and in its own way, more terrifying issue.


3-29-06 4:23pm
People - if you want to get a dog, plan on taking care of it for 10 to 16 years. Just because your wife/girlfriend/self gets pregnant doesn't mean that your commitment to this animal has expired. Dogs are not toys - don't give them at Christmas. Just like rabbits are not good gifts for Easter. Damn the person that thought teaming rabbits and Easter was a good idea. And if you have to get rid of your dog (there are few good reasons) please be careful you aren't selling it to some asshole that fights dogs or resells to labs. Use common sense. And keep your dog on a leash or you may end up in prison.
3-29-06 3:52pm
My heat pump was kicking off every 20 minutes or so. We have had a mild winter, so I didn't really notice any problem with the outdoor unit other than high heating bills for a couple of months. As it turns out, we had a bad 40A Square D circuit breaker in the panel. It was warm to the touch. The HVAC repairman deduced the problem when he noted 2 20A fuses outside and a 40A breaker tripping inside. The fuses should have blown if the breaker was tripping, but they were fine. Scary that a new breaker would trip like that - what if it were tripping at 50A instead of 30A? Bad.
3-27-06 9:32am
The religion of peace? I detect a pattern here.
3-26-06 8:59pm
GMU played an OUTSTANDING game against UConn tonight. I am proud of the Patriots and everything they have done this season. Way to go Mason. I just about had a heart attack when they went into OT after a missed foul shot, but they dominated OT and deserved the win. Small commuter school my ass.
3-26-06 11:07am
GMU playing UConn in the Elite 8 today at 2:30pm. I read the other day that out of millions ESPN.com users that submitted NCAA brackets, only FOUR guessed the bracket winners this year. Partically thanks the Mason. GO MASON!
3-23-06 10:10am
Yesterday I stripped down a Kyocera KR1 and discovered that in addition to EVDO PCMCIA cards for WAN uplink, you can use any 2G or 3G phone with USB cable for connectivity. I just connected my Sprint phone with Vision and enjoyed 192kb/s across the shared Wi-Fi and LAN. It isn't lightning fast, but it is enough for a group to check mail in a jiffy. In addition, the KR1 sports a miniPCI Atheros chipset card that I swapped for a 400mW Atheros card transparently boosting signal like mad. Its not a Junxion box by any means, nor even a Stomp box, but it does come with 12v DC and AC adapters, and it doesn't have a CF card to corrupt.
3-19-06 7:38pm
Way to go Mason, WAY TO GO! GMU has pulled a major upset, beating Michigan State in the first round of the NCAA playoffs, and going on this afternoon to beat 3rd ranked UNC! This is coming from a school that has always had a good basketball program, but has never excelled in the finals beyond CAA. We are gathering our forces to get a hold of tickets for their next game against Wichita.

Besides watching basketball, I have had a busy week of it. A three day trip to New Mexico which ended with a planned 6 hour layover in Denver to meet my college roommate Jay for lunch. Unfortunately it meant getting up at 3:30am to make the 6:15am flight, but the long day of travel was worth it to get together. While I was gone my home machine started acting up, so Friday night was spent backing up the system fully and wiping it for a new XP install. All of the bugs have now been worked out. I had to stay up until 4am Saturday morning to get everything working just the way I like it, but the machine feels about 4x faster. Ahhhh.

Yesterday we started watching the Colonial House DVDs from PBS. We watched the series when it aired a couple of years ago, but it is worth going back and watching again. Thanks Netflix!

Today was a family day with the Endicotts, where I got to fix their computers in exchange for pizza :-). We came away with a photo album full of gems. The black and white pictured here is Rhonda at somewhere around 2 years old. Isn't she cute?


3-10-06 10:04am
125 Cases a year!. I know they don't all become flesh eating bacteria, but 12 to 13 people die in NC alone from it each year. Ouch. Perhaps a couple of thousand cases nationwide each year. Ugh.
3-2-06 9:05a
Hillary Clinton is crazy. "Mrs. Clinton remains a leading voice against the deal, and this week proposed legislation to block it, arguing that the US could not afford to surrender our port operations to foreign governments." Does Mrs. Clinton have any idea that a foreign government has been running the same ports for years? Does she know that her husband is helping and advising Dubai on how to get around growing US concerns? I guess she generally doesn't know what is going on with Bill as proven in the past, so why should this make any difference.

My mom had an allergic reaction to an antibiotic she has taken many times before. Fortunately my father was home and called 911 - she will be fine. It is scary to think that she has taken this medication before without a problem; but this time she took a pill and 15 minutes later her throat was closing up and she lost any readable blood pressure. Antibiotics don't generally make you lose consciousness. Generally. We did learn a valuable bit of wisdom - whenever you start a new medication, take the first pill at home and give yourself an hour to make sure there are no side effects. Had she been driving or out shopping, things could have been much, much worse.


2-26-06 8:41am
Lindsey and I went for a good 120 minute motorcycle ride yesterday in the immediate Virginia countryside. He had things to do in the afternoon, so we didn't push it any longer. It is the longest ride I have taken since my back surgery, and everything felt fine. I was on the SV650, so I think that had something to do with it. It is a very upright bike compared to the VFR. I am ready to try a full day tour again this summer and see how things go. Meanwhile, I was stuck out in the high winds last night coming home from a friend's house for dinner. Every 50 feet or so a gust would try and throw me off the road or into oncoming traffic. Wind has been extreme here lately - hopefully it calms down soon so my neighbor's trash can stop blowing out of his can and into my pond.
2-24-06 4:21pm
I am feeling mostly better now. I still have a cough, but not much of one, and my lungs are somewhat clear. Good enough to ride the bike in today for the first time in over a month. Between travel and snow ... it just wasn't working out.
2-20-06 8:17am
I am sick. The rapid changing of temperature around here didn't help matters, and a cough turned into lungs that feel like I am drowning. Good thing I have today off as a holiday. I am spending my time this morning tracking down Titan Cruise Lines of St. Petersburg, Florida. Also found at oceanjewel.com. They went out of business, but didn't send me a 1099 or W2. So, I contacted datis.com who used to handle their accounting payroll; they provided me with an active number - 941-778-4080 in case anyone is looking for them. And for reference, their EIN is 980381863. I had to have that to report Titan to the IRS hotline for failure to report. If you have an employer that hasn't sent your W2s yet, call 800-829-1040 with the company address, phone number, your ssn and the company EIN if you know it. Let the IRS take care of the rest.
2-16-06 2:25pm
What is the issue of National Importance surrounding Cheney's poor hunting aim last weekend? The accident was reported to the police immediately and to the press a day later. So what? It was a personal accident by a National official, it doesn't necessitate immediate weekend news bulletins and White House press statements. Talk about grasping at straws, this may be the result of 24x7 news channels with nothing of substance to talk about. Maybe I am wrong, maybe this is much more important than Iran coming out and telling us that nuking another country isn't against Islamic law. Perhaps it is getting closer and closer to glass parking lot time in Iran. Too bad you can't tactically strike the leaders and the assholes leaving the majority safe. Iran runs all of its plays by the old USSR playbook. Talk big, threaten much, mean little. Cold war is much better than superheated nuclear.

I am having fun playing with my new Uniden BCD396T Radio Trunktracker scanner. Combined with ARC396 and a $10 donation to http://www.radioreference.com I have a fairly easy way to import local police, fire, air, bus and train operations frequencies into my scanner. I have been fairly surprised at the number of cars flipped over on local roads lately. Not completely surprised, just fairly surprised. Quite a few hit and runs too. And lots of 40 year old overweight male and female chest pain victims.

Last night Geisha was acting weird. She sat down on the bed and stared at us. Eventually, she laid lengthwise across Rhonda and wouldn't move. I got up and let her out again and though all was well. At around 3am I woke up and Rhonda had escaped to a guest room, since Geisha had laid across her again and wouldn't move. I found Geisha sitting on the floor staring at her dog bed, unable to lie down. Two years ago, she had both 'knees' replaced. She crawled up on to a guest bed later and wouldn't move. I fetched a pill for inflammation of the joints, and within 30 minutes or so she was able to jump down and act like nothing had happened. We hope she just slipped on the ice yesterday and strained a muscle. If not, we may be in for another high dollar operation to keep her working below the waist.


2-9-06 2:31pm
Well, I am back from almost 3 weeks in Detroit. It is wonderful to be back in Virginia. I have lots of interesting stories - such as the drunk driver that slammed into a car at a red light in front of a co-worker. He was later heard to say, 'How did I get this drunk?'. We enjoyed our Ham King meals, basked in the fabulous attitude of everyone we met in Dearborn and the outskirts of Detroit, and capped off the trip watching the Superbowl from a catwalk above the field. Wonderful pictures, exciting tech, and freezing weather at the end of the event made for an interesting trip. However, I am more than ready to be home.
2-1-06 12:43pm
Where in the world am I? I'll tell you later. Exxon Mobil (is that not the stupidest name for the combined corporation name?) posted a $36.1 billion profit in 2005. So, while they cried foul at recent congressional hearings to determine price fixing and gouging issues after Katrina, oil executives were talking out of both sides of their mouth. If this had been an average year, then huge profits wouldn't be such a problem. But it wasn't average, we saw the highest pump prices ever after Katrina forced temporary refinery closures. I appreciate the concepts behind capitalism and laisse faire economy, but the oil businesses are running rampant. They obviously can't self regulate, so perhaps it really is time for legislation to manhandle them in to ethical business practices. And for my .02, president Bush should lead the charge to show he is not in the pocket of big oil.

The irony, of course, is that idiot protesters seem to think that the Iraq war (I and II) are about oil. Oil may be the catalyst for our interest in middle east politics, with stability offering us stable oil prices as well as new markets to open; but human suffering at the hands of a dictator (we installed) is why we went back in. I can only hope that the Federal Government eventually learns from a long history of mistakes, covertly and overtly funding factions to fight oppressive governments, only to turn around and install their own harsh regime. I think Iraq is on the right path, with a locally selected government and free elections for her people. I can only hope the process does not need to be repeated in Iran, which has taken the Soviet Union's place as the great covert facilitator. They believe only in the action of the sword, and they may have to experience it first hand - should the U.N. ever do more than pass resolutions. I am all for a peaceful solution, should it take a decade, but the U.N. does have a habit of moving the line in the sand back a few feet with each action against a rogue nation.

To the Iranian people that visit this site regularly (haha - yeah, right) I would suggest that you are more than welcome to develop nuclear power plants for your energy requirements. If all countries were like the U.S. 80 years ago, or China today, we would all have black lung disease. No - invest in nuclear power, but don't shun the world community of inspectors, and dare them to take action against you. Don't develop enriched uranium that everyone knows will end up in warheads or dirty black market bombs. Don't kid the kidders.


1-25-06 7:49am
There are no accidents. There is only Chuck Norris.
1-23-06 7:18pm
This weekend we found a lump on Maiko's ribcage the size of a fist. We took her in to the vet on Saturday and they did a simple aspiration to determine what it is. It is a fatty mass, which occurs on many older Labs, and it is not cancerous. She also has a small one on her shoulder. We were very relieved to hear that she will be ok, and suffers only from long toenails and dirty teeth. Bones and clippers are in her immediate future. My friend Lindsey recently lost his dog to a problem with his pancreas. He is still troubled by the loss of his 5 year old hunting companion and family friend. I really didn't want to parallel his recent experience on this one.
1-16-06 2:29am
I think I have all of the bugs worked out on my image linking apache code now. I was having some trouble with myspace people sucking all of my bandwidth by doing an img tag in their blogs to my hosted content. Occasionally someone will do this with a motorcycle video or wav file, embedding it in their site instead of copying it over or linking to me. Since I don't have any real advertising on the site, I pay for all of the content out of my own pocket and some simple hosting for a few people. I can't afford them wasting my bandwidth. So, you can view it from here or a few other friendly blog sites, or steal it off to your own server. Sorry to Joseph for the brief interruption when I made image linking global. Oops.

So, my lockpick arrived for Christmas a bit late, and I have spent the night going after locks around the house. Within an hour of my first attempt, I picked a Master Lock padlock in under 10 seconds. I can now pick my house deadbolt schlage lock in about 20 seconds. That was a wake up call - when we replace our doors in the Spring, I'll have to get better locks. I am enjoying it enough that I just bought a few different kits online, and some accessories for autos. It is fascinating from a white hat perspective. I am hoping to go to a safe and lock class this Spring, we'll see if the employer will send me or not.

This weekend I spent downtown D.C. at ShmooCon 2006. Awesome. The speaker to audience ratio was excellent, and the quality of speaker (think Fyodor of nmap and Simple Nomad) can't be beaten. Many thanks to the organizers.


1-12-06 10:29am
When you have an asshole like Howard Weyers of Weyco out there trying to control employee lives off the job you really have to wonder about society and humanity. Where is it all going when the midwest has a serial cow killer who thinks it is fun or cool to pump rounds into free range cattle? What about the person chucking their used adult diapers on the side of the road? What the Hell is wrong with these people?
1-8-06 3:48pm
I love free airport WiFi almost as much as I love my Sprint phone data service and EVDO card. These are necessary tools when you are trapped waiting for your plane which has been delayed coming out of the notariously overbooked Chicago airport system. At least I have my iTunes and a web browser to keep me company. I only feel 6/10 sick instead of 10/10, so that is a good thing. Headed to Kaiser tomorrow. Tried to make an appointment earlier, but the hold time was over 30 minutes. Guess I'll have to wait for night and weekend minutes to call my doctor. Sad.
1-7-06 9:41pm
Made it to the main halls of CES for a couple of hours today. It will be a few days before I feel back to normal from the food Thursday, but I am happy I got to see some of the main show. Unfortunately I missed the other excitement too. We had an inside track to the Adult Video News awards show tonight, and the guys are there now. I have a ton of pictures from the AVN show floor earlier today courtesy of Rob and my camera. Meanwhile, I had a third rate ham sandwich ordered in; and I am watching New Jack City on Spike TV. What an exciting Vegas trip I have had.
1-7-06 10:32am
I am in Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show. Wednesday was a travel day. Thursday we registered and hit the Sands expo and the Alexis Park. CES is split among two convention centers and 2 hotels. The Alexis Park was all audio and a waste for our requirements. The Sands was mind boggling. An amazing array of products.

Thursday night we went to Bahama Breeze where I made a dining choice I would soon regret. Shrimp Linguini. Tasted fine, as did my Ultimate Pina Coloda. After dinner we gambled a bit at Treasure Island and the Wynn, then went to Tryst - a new nightclub. I wasn't feeling great, so I headed for the hotel about 1am. Shortly after I got there, all Hell broke loose with my body. For the next 12 hours, I vomited every 30 minutes like clockwork. I had my wife call Kaiser to speak with an advice nurse, and after 2 HOURS! on hold she diagnosed viral food poisoning. Let me tell you, food poisoning sucks. The guys brought me water and pedialite, but the pedialite tasted awful. They came back again with a couple of gallons of Gatorade (drank both immediately), some soda to settle things and a six pack of water. I haven't left my hotel room since late Thursday night, but I hope to get out today. I'm not sure I can handle walking the CES floor yet, but I would like to try.




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