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Once upon a time I  posted the jokes in static html - they are
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Make A Run For The Border!
Clinton's Real Apology Speech
Tapeworm
On Marriage...By Kids.....
Things You Can Learn From Kids
Certain Inevitable Laws
Real Cybersex
The Affair
Social Security Office
On The Road Again
Only in the 20th Century
Application to work in the CIA
Real Dilbert Companies
You know you are in Washington, DC when
The Hokie Jokie
Misc Kewl Jokes
How to piss people off in Supermarkets
What if Samuel Jackson was in Star Wars?
One for the Gals
Real Horoscopes
More of you might be a redneck...
Chest Letters
Farmer Joe's Accident
Thank God!
Clinton-Saddam Talks
Thirteen!
Weigh Me!
Confucious Say
A Story to Cheer You Up (Asshole)
Several Good Jokes (some lawyer)
A Few Funnies
2 Arabs on a plane
100 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy
100 Reasons its great to be a guy
A Week at the Help Desk
What the State Mottos SHOULD Be
Bad Times Virus Alert
Answering Machine Messages
From Our Finest Minds
Rules To Live By
Mens Rules For Women
Time to Quit Smoking.....
Two Funnies
What We Never Would Have Known Without Movies
Canabalistic Fruit
Generation X Office Lingo
A Neighbor By Deduction
A Nice Problem to have!
Why did the political chicken cross the road?
The Worst Things to Tell A Cop
The World Will Not Be Like Star Trek (Dilbert View)
What Would Life Be Like in Microsoft, Tennessee?
20 Ways to Annoy People in the Bathroom
Smiley Dictionary :-P
Way too many Palindromes
So There was this KKK Biker Gang...
Virginia College Bashing WOO HOO
Southern to English Dictionary
118 Ways Barney Should Die
What Doctors Say vs. Mean
The ABCs of Girlfriends
1997 Darwin Awards
Dilbertisms
Go Get Me Some Duck Tape
Hazardous Materials
Job Opening
The Martian Sex Experience
How to Piss Off Other People
Seinfeld Monologues
It Is Theoretically Possible
The Three Bulls
Love vs. Lust vs. Marriage
Men vs. Women
Bumper Stickers
42 Ways to Fail a Final
5 Stages of Drinking
The New Priest's First Sermon
Biology Class
The Making of a Boss
Car Accidents (True!)
Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Quotes
It Could Have Been Worse
The Neighbor's Dead Bunny
Dr. Seuss Meets OJ
Efficient Waiters
Elevator Time Killers
Fridays in Hell
Meet Cindy
Math Proficiency Test
You Might Be a Democrat If....
Normisms (AKA Cheers)
Things to do to the Pizza guy
The Pope
Quiz For Men
Right Place at the Wrong Time
Shotgun Rules
Kick Me
Air Traffic Noise
The Idiot Test
Things that make you go hmmm....
Cat People
I'm Tired!
Messin' With The IRS
Dilbert - isms
Darwin Awards
Preacher's Race
Localizing Slogans
Driving Exam Answers
Things to do as a professor on the first day of class
The Vulgar Parrot
Excuses, Excuses!
The drunken priest

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