1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
7. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
8. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
9. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
10. Meow occassionally.
11. Holler "Chutes away" whenever the elevator descends.
12. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human head" on the side.
13. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
14. Leave a box between the doors.
15. Ask each person getting on if you can push the button for them.
16. Wear a puppet on our hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
17. Start a sing-along.
18. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
19. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
20. Lean against the button panel.
21. Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
22. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
23. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
24. Bring a chair along.
25. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
26. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
27. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
28. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
29. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."