Hokie Justice

Three guys, a DUKE student, a HOKIE student, and a Wahoo State student are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie..

The DUKE student says, "I am studying to be a doctor. My dad was a doctor and my son will also be a doctor. I want a nice doctors office set up so I can treat all the people in the area.

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM', the doctor's building appeared with all the latest and greatest medical technology for him to treat all the people in the land..

The Wahoo State student was amazed, so he said, "Our school is a wonderful school , the best school in the world. I want a wall around Charlottesville so that no outsiders can come into our precious city."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Charlottesville.

The HOKIE student asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

The HOKIE student says, "Fill it up with water."