Things you can learn from Kids
- If you spray hair spray on dust
bunnies and run over them with roller blades they can
ignite.
- A 3 year-old's voice is louder than
200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling
fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound
boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape,
however, it is strong enough to spread paint on all four
walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
- Never throw baseballs up when the
ceiling fan is on.
- When using the ceiling fan as a bat
you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get
a hit.
- A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
- The glass in windows (even double
pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the
words Uh-oh, it's already too late.
- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes
smoke, and lots of it.
- A six year old can start a fire with a
flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can
only do it in the movies.
- A magnifying glass can start a fire
even on an overcast day.
- A king size waterbed holds enough
water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
- Legos will pass through the digestive
tract of a four year old. Duplos will not.
- Play Dough and Microwave should never
be used in the same sentence.
- Super glue is forever.
- No matter how much Jell-O you put in a
swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
- Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
- VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches
even though TV commercials show they do.
- Garbage bags do not make good
parachutes.
- Marbles in gas tanks make lots of
noise when driving.
- You probably do not want to know what
that odor is.
- Always look in the oven before you
turn it on.
- Plastic toys do not like ovens.
- The spin cycle on the washing machine
does not make earth worms dizzy. It will, however, make
cats dizzy.
- Cats throw up twice their body weight
when dizzy.
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