A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"

The doctor says "What's your problem?"

The guy says every morning I wake up with my "morning flagpole"... give the missus a quick one, then go to work.

On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.

Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls.

At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boinking. For afternoon tea I give the boss's wife a good servicing.

I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.

Then at night I give the missus another screw......

"Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"

The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."